Funny / Cool things said about your car

08WhiteRex · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:41 pm

You can change names? I'm thinking about just changing it to "Brian". I think it would just lend itself to lowered confusion.

jtasuby · **Posted:** Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:42 pm

just pm chris and he can do^^

graphite · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:36 am

I had a guy tell me that he and his buddies call WRX's Co-eds. I asked him why and he said it's because "from behind they look like they have good birthin' hips"

He was driving a mini-van at the time.

fircrest · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:40 am

Oh man... too many to list.

add is fun · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:32 pm

someone in my main auto class keeps saying his truck can do better on a dirt road than my subie. then he said his pos chevy prism will do better in a race. oh and he thinks the srt-4 and the cobalt ss are better cars all around than a subaru. hes seriously super redneck retarded.

overspool · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:48 pm

LOL awesome.

this was awhile ago but...

"ah there's overspool" -kentrik
"i don't think so..." -eat_sleep_jdm
"no thats totally his car" -kentrik
*mini van drives by*

:facepalm:

oh kentrik..

macalicious07 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:30 pm

So while bones was down at my shop we were hangin out by my car just chattin'
when a little fat kid walks by and says "I would have sex with that car!"
I respond "Nice"
He stops "seriously I would"
Me and bones just laughed.

StrayDogEOD · **Posted:** Thu Oct 15, 2009 12:38 am

Funny thing happened to me in my car one night, I had quite a few beers so I asked my friend to drive me home after I made sure to ask 8 million times if she knew how to drive a manual. Apparently, she only knew how to drive a 3 speed because she could only get to 3rd gear and then had to pull over, stop and start from first again. I swear I could have driven better hammered (not that I EVER would).

I'm sure I'll get flamed for letting someone else drive my baby but I didn't have much of an option at the time. At least we made it home legally and safe...eventually. :lol:

yellowsnow · **Posted:** Fri Oct 16, 2009 10:21 am

macalicious07 wrote:

So while bones was down at my shop we were hangin out by my car just chattin'
when a little fat kid walks by and says "I would have sex with that car!"
I respond "Nice"
He stops "seriously I would"
Me and bones just laughed.

hahaha oh man they raise em special in spanish fork

c0co11c · **Posted:** Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:49 pm

alright, i got a semi good one that most of us have heard....
Anytime i give someone a ride in my sti they always ask me.. " does this thing have a turbo" haha.. cracks me up everytime.. i reply with "what gave it away" lol

himynameisgreg · **Posted:** Fri Nov 06, 2009 6:04 pm

guy just pulled up next to me on foothill in a little ford and motioned me to role down my window.
"hey man what year is that?"
"an 08"
"08. is the wrx or..."
"nah, its just the base impreza"
"oh nice. well that's badass dude. looks awesome!"

:banana:

Slow · **Posted:** Fri Dec 04, 2009 1:36 am

I used to come out to work and find notes on my car all the time saying "If you want to sell call xxx-xxx-xxxx" haha pretty flattering.

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